My dad and his best friend who is basically a taller version of danny devito's character on always sunny dropped off my babyyyy the delorean yesterday. i love that piece of shit like a mother loves it's retarded child. we bonded so much this summer. whenever i was late for work and basically needed to time travel to get there i would look at the empty passenger seat, envision marty mcfly sitting there, and say "are you ready marty?". and i would ALWAYS be on time. even if i was stuck at that terrible light by forrest hills station at 4:57 with a souped up honda in front of me... i would somehow be walking into work right at 5:00. oh my gawwwdddd i just realized that doc brown and me share the same last name so maybe we're ReLaTeDdDdDDDd and he's like my rich crazy uncle/guardian angel who allows me to channel his time traveling abilities when i'm running late for work because i just HAD to stop at dunkies and get a medium iced coffee.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE! i'm wicked smaht and should totes stay in sKoOl.
ya so anyways i drove around campus today scoping out all the hawt boizz while listening to my car's favorite song/the only song i would ever dance to if i somehow needed to become an exotic dancer to make ends meet (which is secretly what i daydream about when i listen to this song)....
